A trip to the zoo

Its bEen qUite LoNg since i went to the zoo.. and so i decided to go the zoo wif sam howie jem and claudia haha... it was quite fun.. i especially loved the crocodiles part.. i dont know y.. mayb its because they've been around for millions of years.. haha. anyways.. u know wad was dam funny.. before we even entered the zoo .. howie and jem lost their tickets.. they left it on the KFC table and the lady jus cleared everything... so i went into the bin and dugged out their tickets for them.. haha.. saved them both 15 bucks haha.. =pPppp zhai..

anyway.. the starting was quite fun.. lemme see..

haha this orang utan was jus hangin on the tree... luckily when i walked past it didnt pee on me cos moments later.. it peed on some indian couple haha... =))

next we moved on to the crocodiles.. i love crocs.. dam cool..

amazing rite.. the cros's penis is actually super small compared to other smaller animals haha... next stop was the children's world .. which is dam cool.. cos they had alot of farm animals.

haha loook at howie having so much fun..finally he gets to touch some tits.. hahah.. =))

i tink the whole zoo was dam fun except the insect part.. which i was totally grossed out at.. hahaha.. tell me ure grosssed out too...

other than this.. we pretty much had a blast taking photos and howie took a photo wif his .... relative.. hahaha

finally.. after about 6 hours at the zoo.. it was time to say goodbye to howie's relatives and the other cute animals.. haha.. it was a tiring day... and if i were a chimp... i would do this...

ZzzZzzZ... tired ahhhhhhhhhhhh.. haha tc everyone!!peace

MiNd tRiCkS....

here's something i found in Ripley's Believe it or not.. hahaha quite interesting

seE iF u CaN dO iT

trip to genting.. shiok.. trip back to singapore.. LIKE SHIT

Thats exactly wad i did in genting on the last day haha..i mean not in public la.. in the hotel toilet.. i reckon it was the noodles the night before that gave me this freaking stomache.. sian ah.. lucky i "ren" all the way back to singapore sia.. and the 6 bitches on the bus werent making it any better.. they shud get an award for non stop kaopeing for 7 hrs.. haha

other than that.. the trip was not bad.. not as cold as i hoped but not bad la.. haha.. we arrived in genting on wed morning abt 4 am.. went to eat macs dan went to play dota haha.. abit mad la but thats wad we did.. after that went back to hotel and slept till 12 dan went out to starbucks wif jem for his coffee.. haha he is starbucks mad la the ass.. haha..

after that alex they all went to sit some theme park game.. looked quite nice but i wasnt feeling well so i didnt go.. haha.. after that we went to some haunted hse shit.. it wasnt very scary but since i am afraid of the dark.. i gotta pretty hysteric in the place.. haha.. couldnt see shit at all sia.. haha.. after that we went ripleys believe it or not .. haha its fucking cool. i saw some dude that was born wif a blue face and one wif 2 pupils in each eye.. haha.. sick shit.. anwyay .. i shall not say further cos a picture says a thousand words..

phillipines.... i like..=)

After 5 days of holidaying in phillipines.. i'm finally back in my crib.. nothing feels like home.. i mean.. i can take a shit anytime i feel like.. haha..how cool is that.. anyway phillipines was pretty cool.. heres an account of my trip..

DAY 1

we arrived in phillipines around 3 pm.. flight sucked like shit... jem and i decided to go get a drink at starbucks. while i waited for jem outside i lit a ciggy and all of a sudden.. i was surrounded by 4 filipinos who kinda forced me to buy things and they wouldnt walk away no matter how hard i tried to get rid of them.. haha.. anyway.. we checked into our rooms after that and it was ok la.. not very good but not very bad either.. anyway we went to check out the bowling alley in the SM mall of asia( which is the 3rd largest mall in the world) its like 5 vivo cities combined.. haha..we were freaking hungry so we went searching for food and found this food court and we tried like almost every stall and even bought some food back.. after that jem and i were too shagged so we jus went back hotel to sleep

DAY 2

we woke up early to go support the singapore team as they try out the lanes for the first time.. jem and i got kinda bored so we went shopping.. walked around for a bit.. went to eat JOLLIEBEE and then we headed back to the bowling alley.. i looked at the screen and ka had stringed 7 strikes in a row.. everyone gathered behind her to watch.. haha needless to say as u all know.. she did bowl a perfect 12 stikes in a row which won her 25000 pesos.. hah.. not bad la.. at least singapore did something.. after that we went for lunch with stuart.. some super huge dude.. he treated us to a lunch fit for 50 pple man. there was like 15of us hhahaha. after that didnt do much.. jus shopped and headed back to the hotel to sleep.. ordered room service and watched tv for a while dan after that we went to the casino.. which kinda sucked.. they only had roulette bacarat and jackpot.. i settled for jackpot and won abt 2000 pesos.. i tink there was a loan shark there leh cos he asked if i wanted to borrow money haha..

DAY 3

slept late so woke up abt 3 pm.. haha.. went back to shopping... oh.. i was smoking in front of the hotel dan a small girl came tugging at my pocket asking me for money.. hahah.. i wanted to gif la. but i remembered wad happened to uncle william in HK so i didnt .. quite bastard la.. but too bad... haha.. hmm.. most overseas bowlers came already so i went to check them out somemore.. after that we had dinner with the national youth coach of phillipines.. dan after that went starbucks at the hotel to use internet.. tried playing dota with howie but too lag so we gave up.. haha

DAY 4

today was our last day in phillipines ... we woke up late again.. or rather i woke up late again.. haha.. went to support ka for her youth finals.. did alrite la.. 5th position.. filipino girls reallie too zhai.. haha.. after that we went back to hotel to put down some stuff dan after that we left for ROBINSONS.. haha.. we had some "all u can eat" buffet for lunch.. which totally sucked.. oh ya did i mention? i kept shitting thruout the whole trip cos i tink the food is dam dirty.. not only me la.. some other singapore bowlers also haha.. we bought quite alot of tings at robinsons la.. to bring back to singapore... hmm.. after that no much la.. went for dinner with stuart again and he gave ka a bowling ball for bowling a perfect game.. zhai.. i wished i brought my ball to bowl man.. the lanes look dam fun.. haha..oh ya ka got interviewed by some filipino newspaper.. haha.. =)) after that jem wanted to go back to the mall to get smth for meiru but it was abit too late.. hahaha..we went back hotel to one of the bowlers room to gamble. haha.. didnt win alot la.. =)) but not bad..

DAY 5

we packed our stuff and headed out to the lobby of the hotel .. actually we wanted to go swim the night before but it waspacked with irritating filipino kids so we didnt go.. haha.. sian man.. left for airport.. i was quite sad la but jem couldnt wait to go back and dota.. haha.. anyway if any of u guys haf the chance u shud realliego phillipines.. love that place.. anyway .. next destination :HONG KONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oOoh hoW sWeEt cAn LiFE bE?

haha cant remember the last time me and jeong had centre parting hahaha.. alex looked like frankenstein hahaha.. his 2 ears sticking out like legolas haha.. sigh.. alrite im gona blog before i head off to phillipines.. land of the MAiDS!!!!!! haha.. hopefully i can score wifsome.. hahaha... (howie) fillipino inzaghi hahaha.. sian man.. anyway just bought my membership to SICC.. my 2nd home.. practically grew up in that place and it sure brings back alot of memories.. met most of my bros there.. like alex.. howie.. blahblah blah.. haha.. anyway its been great knowing u guys.. although some of ure dam kei gao wif money/girls.. ( u know hu u are) hahaha...
Life in club will nv be the same without these guys la.. plus now the bowling alley is like filled wif politics haha.. the only time where u can find peace is in the jackpot room.. haha.. no politics.. everyone is against CHYE HUAT hahaha.. fuck man.. come to think abt it.. its been quite long since i won big in jackpot... sigh

Anyway.. jeong is still sitting next to me in the room playing wow.. siao one.. wake up straight away plae .. its all alex's fault.. haha.. dan now gerald also gona plae.. no one to dota wif me anymore.. sian la ure... !!!!!!!!!!!! aNGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tO iNfiNitY aNd bEyONd

coOl.. im leaving singapore for phillipines on sun.. cant wait man.. all the shopping im gona do.. hahah.. dam excited.. anyways.. next month will be going HK wif a few friends (hopefully they can go) . jeong's going to Las Vegas.. haha i also wanted to go la but i tink its too ex.. havent been to america before so hopefully i can do so soon... =PpP

Anyway Hk is freaking cool.. went there in Januaury this year wif jeong and andrew.. we had freaking alot of fun la.. haha.. took alot of pictures also. Some pple reallie dont know how to use digi cams man... they keep looking into the front part of the camera so on the screen we see their eyes.. haha.. cocksters.. in Hk this happened at least 4 times.. haha.. anyway disney land was not bad... i freaking love buzz lightyear.. haha.. although he's quite gay la.. andrew loves chip N daLE haha.. bUt we seriously had problems not spending.. i tink on the first day alone we spent like 3/4 of our money haha.. andrew is the worst la.. when we went to those pasar malam's.. everyone that called him "lang zhai" which means handsome dude .. he go their shops and buy stuff.. haha.. quite funny la..

here are some pics..

oh ya thats the pic of andrew and his $50 bowl of noodles haha... i love HK.. HK FOOD HK PPLE.. and of cos.. HK CHICKS.. =pPpp but come to think about it.. travelling wouldnt be much fun if ure friends arent wif u.. haha.. sigh.. HK HERE WE COME!!!!!!! alex and jem.. HiNT*** ask ur parents quick. andrew also try ah.. haha love yall byebye

A bad habit....

Haha i opened my shoe cupboard and found so many empty packets of fags.. its freaking bad for health la.. sigh.. i remember ... it all started when i was a young boy at a tender age of 14. i stole a pack from my grandma and tried smoking.. it didnt seem like much fun la.. until one day at the old sicc where i supposedly did it right.. haha.. it made me dam "seh" and i liked the feeling.. from then on i tink i was hooked onto smoking.. haha. i even got caught underage smoking before with 2 of my buddies..

All this time i kept telling myself i wasnt hooked but i guess it was a bunch of lies.. haha.. and to make myself feel better.. i always said that smoking is better than drinking. cos if u get drunk u could end up getting raped but if ure smoking and someone is trying to rape u.. u can burn him wif ur ciggy. haha.. wad a bunch of bull.. anyways.. i shud start to try and quit soon.. i know i can.. but im just not determined enough... haha.. well.. we'll see how it goes..

Anyway jus watched heroes until chapter 15.. its freaking awesome hah.. and stupid peiwen was too lazy to burn chapter 11 so i missed one whole episode haha.. anwyay freaking tired.. take care all my bros out there.. love yall

im on my way....

Yup.. im on my way to become a property tycoon.. haha.. mom bought me a new condo in tanjong rhu called... costa rhu haha.. its quite small la.. but im sure its a dam good bachelor pad.. haha.. like seriously.. i mean the view is spectecular and the rooms are quite nice.. not much facilities la.. jus swimming pool.. bbq pits... tennis courts? and er... ya.. nice field outside to plae soccer haha.

Speaking of which.. i jus came home from soccer... i would have been the man of the match la.. if i didnt keep going out to catch a smoke or worst.. catch my breath.. haha.. too fat to do sports la.. haha.. but not bad la.. i scored like 6 goals.. hehe.. =) im like the rooney of telok kurau hahaha.. anyway.. howie had some problems wif his toe.. it wouldnt go straight.. haha.. dint do much today leh.. other than watch heroes and went my grandfathers birthday party.. my relatives from hk came down. i swear to god .. i tink theres like no alcohol in HK or smth man.. They cleaned out 9 bottles of red wine.. 1 royal salute and 4 bottles of chivas.. in like wad.. 2 hrs haha... ZHAI!

Anyway i quarrelled with my aunty haha.. she kept dissing me abt how fat i am.. so i was like.. fuck ur mouth is so big u can eat urself inside out haha.. quite bad la.. but i apologised later.. haha.. my mom laughed at that though.. haha.. weird la my relatives...

Here are some pics of my new condo's view haha..

time goes by..

Wow.. time reallie passes by very fast... jus a couple of years ago we celebrated my granddad's 80th birthday.. and freaking hell.. today is his 90th birthday.. haha gona have a huge dinner tonight where all the relatives from hong kong coming down for dinner.. haha.. i hate this kinda gatherings man.. dad's side cousins are like all studious kind and boring to hang out with.. like seriously.. and dad's always comparing us with them.. mom's side is er... how shud i put this.. all still to young? i tink the oldest is like sec 1 and the rest are all too young to even step into an arcade by themselves.. haha.. lucky i haf my bros and ya.. dont know wad to do without them..

Speaking of which.. haha.. some of us in da group have reallie changed la.. dont know wad to say man... like u dont even know him/her anymore.. sad to say la but its true.. anyway shout out to howie.. bro.. im sure one day jeongy will be cool wit u again.. haha.. but not that i want to say u la.. that was a fucking mean thing to say abt him.. haha.. i mean after all we've been friends for wad.. at least 7 years already? maybe even more.. haha.. y say hurtful things like this? anway its over already la..

Anyway happie 22nd birthday to MiKE and jAsOn.. been great knowing u blokes.. haha.. all the GGing and stuff.. haha.. shoutout to ashley too.. haha eh mike reallie likes u la plus he's dam nice.. hahaha.. sorrie mike ( GG ) haha.. dont know wad to fuck im talking abt la.. its like 530 in the morning already.. lemme see...BROS FOREVER!!!!!!!!! this pic is for howie and jeong.

and this is for sam.. haha i miss u bro..